I was standing on the doorstep of work this morning smoking a cigarette, and i heard a female voice yelling 'WALK!', 'WALK!'. I looked round and to my left i saw a middle-aged woman chastising her dog, for he would not budge. Made me chuckle to think that she'd perhaps been given some bad advice when the dog was a puppy -- instead of being taught to sit, he was taught to walk. Just a stationary mutt with nowhere to go. Quite content to just sit and watch the world go by, until he was asked to move by his human. Needless to say, he wasn't very obedient, so she half dragged the poor bugger down the road and out of sight.